"My actions have meaning, it doesnt matter if i remember them...life doesnt stop just because you close your eyes now does it"
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Mr. Garrison: Who wants to guess what 5 times 2 is? Don't be shy.
Kid: Twelve?
Mr. Garrison: Ok, now let's get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard
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Mauricio: The thing is all the women he's been seeing are ugly.
Tony Robbins: Who says they're ugly?
Mauricio: Bausch & Lomb.
Tony Robbins: Haven't you ever heard that beauty is in the eye of the beholder?
Mauricio: Have you heard the song "Who Let The Dogs Out"?
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Rosemary: Is that a Member's Only jacket?
Mauricio: Yes.
Rosemary: So what are you, the last member?
