Well, at least your excuse was that you were single during this time...
How about I haven't been single on ANY Valentine's or Sweetest Day for 5 years... I haven't gotten anything either.
I will be going into my 6th year... Finally single... And I am doggone glad I don't have anyone. At least there'll be a reason why I am not getting anything (except for dating an immature/inconsiderate man).
