Because, James, women are delicate little (er, maybe not so little) flowers who will spend hours crying after their fragile little egos are crushed by the cruel words of such an evil man who does not understand that every woman is beautiful just the way she is, even if she's likely to drop dead of a heart attack tomorrow.
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A hiney bird is a bird that flies in perfectly executed, concentric circles until it eventually flies up its own behind and poof! disappears forever....
-Ken Harrelson
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