Just lose the weight. I CANNOT believe people out there are so sensitive.
This reminds me of that one Queens of Comedy joke. I'm so bad with names, I won't even try to remember hers.
Anyway, it was making fun of that (I believe) Jenny Craig commercial where the woman says something like, "I'd been thinking I needed to lose weight. Then, one day, my daughter came to me and she said, 'Mommy, you're fat.' I knew right then that something had to be done. So I picked up the phone and called Jenny...and now I feel GREAT!"
The comedienne then said that if that had been her it would have been very similar. Her version goes something like this, "I'd been thinking I needed to lose weight. Then, one day, my daughter came to me and she said, 'Mommy, you're fat.' I knew right then that something had to be done. So I picked up the phone and knocked that little girl upside the head...and now I feel GREAT!"
I LOVED that one!!!