Brotha: Hey, hey, shawty!! Come here...
Me:
walking swiftly in the other direction
Brotha: Shawty for real, come here... I gotta tell you something. For real
Me:
walking even more swiftly in the other direction
Brotha: (at the top of his lungs) For real, I need you in my life. Tonight!!!
I just had to stop and go back so I could tell him how lame that was. All he could do was laugh and agree....
