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This thread is hilarious...
I've got a million, as my husband is not a shy farter, so here are a few of the best.
Last year, we were sitting on the couch chatting. He farted and I was laughing and gagging at the same time. I told him, "EWWW, that smells like taquitos!" He laughed and said, "that's what i had for lunch."
Also, my brother gets leg cramps, and his wife will massage them out for him. One night he 'filled up' the blankets, and screamed that he had a leg cramp. My SIL flew under the blankets and he dutch-ovened her. Not very nice, but funny 'cause she's a bitch.
Before MR. A and i were married, we were visiting his parents. We had eaten Mexican food, and my stomach wasn't accepting it. (I had to have my gall bladder out later, and everything's been just peachy since then!) I farted and my husband was laughing his ass off and then it started to really stink. He was laughing so hard that he started to fart too. So, we're both laughing and farting...as laughing makes you fart. It got so bad, we had to leave the room and go sleep on the couch.
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