[PrettyKitty]

Originally posted by PrettyPetite
...gets too close to me, and they smell like two day old roadkill.

...ASSumes that I am an office aide or some high school kid doing community service. (I'm a special education teacher)

...tries to hold a conversation when I am trying to take a nap.

...starts speaking in another language to me, without asking me if I know it. (can I please TELL you that I know how to speak Spanish before you start off with it?!?)

...calls me at 2 am during the week and asks me "Whatcha doing?" WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM DOING, FOOL?!

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