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Originally posted by MeezDiscreet
why does Michael Jackson continue to torture us with that facial hair???? if he don't look like the butt crack of an albino monkey, i don't know what does.
*also, when is the b.e.t. version of ATSB ever going to be updated???
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Please hand me a tissue so I can wipe my eyes!!! Gurl... You ain't neva lied!
I'm mystified by:
1. Why didn't someone school Sisqo on how to look 'hard' in his latest video "Can I breathe?"
2. Where is lil 'Emmanuel' from 'Webster'?
3. Did anyone ever see Diana Ross pregnant? Come on, she adopted!
4. Who is impregnating Jodie Foster, she ain't married, you never see her with a man? Hummmm????
5. Who thought up the 'concept' of Toni Braxton's notorious dress for that awards show?
6. Why does JaRule go through that entire video with half his head braided?
7. What will Eve do when her ninnies are sagging low and she still has those paw prints on them?
8. When will Ginuwine mature and grow a full beard instead of that thin line of dirt round his face?
9. What was George Foreman's wife thinkin when she let that fool name all her dayum kids 'George'?
10. That gum-poppin hoodrat next to me in the nail salon gettin a fill on her big toe! Does she wear sandals ALL year long? I wonda how that chit looks when her real nail starts to grow out underneath?
11.What do children do when the electricity go out nowadays? I mean they can't play jacks, hide-go-seek, cut paper dolls out the newspaper...
12. Why did I hear a group of 7-10 year olds doin cheers (I know yall remember them) to 'Oochie Wally Wally, Oochie Bang Bang'? I was mortified when they got to the part "He really, really hurt my body, he really, really got to gut me!
Lawd what is we gone do bout these chilluns?