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Originally posted by BobbyTheDon
ok well since I obviously can't get knocked up by an NBA player, here is my plan.
Lisa Leslie is my target (or insert highest paid WNBA player).
I knock HER up. She has our kid. Our kid grows up to be 3 feet taller than me, because really now its not that hard to be 3 feet taller than me.
Ok, so then obviously things don't work out with us and since she is so busy I take custody of the kid.
Now SHE is paying OUR kid 50,000 g's a month. Oh yeah, I don't have a job because I just went back to "school". Yeah...thats what I'll call it. School...
Meanwhile I now drive a Benz, I got dubs, I bought Ireland and my kid is taller than me. And my Posse which includes Kig RC, Rudey, KSigKid, ShaedyKD, and HottyToddy are all smokin cigars because we are G's like that.
While SUgar and Spice boozes it up with OTW because they are boozers like that.
While we watch Valkyrie do the Super bowl shuffle.
Who wants to help me?
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Works for me- we can roll like that.
If he was forced to pay the $45,000 a month or whatever, can he request a detailed summary of how that money was being used? I mean, I know children are expensive, but to the tune of $45,000? I'd want to know that the money was being spent on the child, and not the mother.
I'm also wondering what his involvement in the child's life is. Does he have any, or is he simply paying the child support?