HC I TRIED to major in linguistics, but good ol' Witt didn't have that major?
HC Keeon told me they did?
HC that was all a ploy to get me to Witt?
HC it worked?
HC he also told me they had Italian classes?
HC the first Italian course they had was the summer AFTER I graduated?
HC when the lady in church kept saying CHILDRENS, CT4 was like, "Why don't she just say KIDS?"
HC she had me ROLLIN' yesterday?
HC the MC called the two committee chairs up to the podium?
HC on of the deacons that he called up was like, "I'm not even on this committee?"
HC me and CT4 looked at each other and LOL?
HC we weren't the only people laughing?
HC church really was funny yesterday?
HC it's usually the pastor who makes us laugh?
HC I bet he was thinking to himself, who put this mess together?
HC I wonder if we left anything out?
HC I ALWAYS get HOMONYMS and SYNONYMS confused??
HC I JUST explained the difference to the ex the other day?
HC I had to sit and think about it when I did it then?
HC evidently, I needed to sit a little longer, because I still forgot just that quick?
HC that is a mess?
HC I can remember how to factor a quadratic equation and can't remember the difference between a synonym and a homonym?
HC this girl I know (she's NOT my friend, but a friend of a friend, I have to clarify that, lol) was helping (what a joke) her son with her homework and had to call my best friend to find out what continent we lived on?
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HC that's just ridiculous?