You know your in a black church when:
A church members home catches on fire and burns to the ground. She is a member of said church for more than 2 years. Fire was on the news and all, she goes to the church to get help for clothes because she has none. Pastor' s secretary calls pastor and he tell her to go to wal-mart and bring a reciept back.....lol plus asked for the store manager at the store to verify what they have on! But, he drives a mercedes and his secretary a caddy! Now they take up food, clothes and money for the needy, but she could not get any help initially. Now thats Ghetto!And know she is a member...come on now. It was all on the news. Lawd.....help our greddy ministers! For some its a business not christ like at all.... (shaking head, how pitiful)
Oh yeah ....AND SHE TITHES....!