I'd say "f-it" to practicality and I'd move to NYC and start taking acting classes, and specialize in improv comedy.
Its always been my dream to be a part of a troupe like Upright Cititzens Brigade or Second City, and, of course, the top rung of the ladder would be SNL.
But, I guess I'm taking the practical route and will be using my improv skills in the courtroom instead.