Pimp Slaps are gleefully handed out to:
This lady at my job: let's call her "Miss Pearl" shall we? "Miss Pearl" seems like a nice enough lady when you meet her. However, I think she is either going through "the change" or she's just a mean old lady. Somedays she's really nice and gives out compliments and is just sooo nice. Other days, she is downright two-faced and talks about everybody at the agency behind their backs and gets to scheming and plotting against certain co-workers. IMHO, I think she needs some estrogen or something to go along with the pimp slap!!
People Who Call My Job: when I tell you that so and so is not in right now and I offer to transfer you to their voice mail, that is NOT the time to say no and then say, "can you tell so and so that I called and that I need such and such?" NO!!! Either let me transfer you to voice mail or you call back later!!! Pimp slaps to each and every person who has done that to me today!!