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To the nurse who helped with my dental appointment: WATCH THE SUCTION TUBE!!! You nearly sucked my tonsils right out of my mouth. It's called muscle control, learnituseit.
To my dentist: Now, you knew my head would be next to your stomach when I was reclining. There was definitely a rumble in the jungle. Eat before hand, I won't be mad at ya. I'd rather your breath smell like fries than your stomach sound like an earthquake.
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"We have letters. You have dreams." ~Senusret I
"My dreams have become letters." ~christiangirl
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