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I would buy a spot on a bad NBA team and play even though I stunk it up. I mean, with the salary cap nowadays, maybe some cash strapped teams would actually do it. I would be the twelth man on the team and all but it would be worth it.
If not that, I would be a professional person who stands outside of convienince stores all day like jay and silent bob. Of course I would have to be in their union too, in case I was to ever travel anywhere.
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