"We" are not the only ones guilty of this but -
1. Just not going to work period for no other reason than "it's a pretty day". Have some work ethic.
2. Gettin' buck wild at the wing joint across from the job (where there are sure to be a few supervisors) by getting sloppy drunk & actually showing your thong when the "Thong Song" comes on. You do have to go to work and show your face the next day - and psssssssst - EVERYBODY'S GONNA TALK ABOUT IT.
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