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When you know what time it is by when a member finally arrives at church.
This lady never comes before 11:30-11:45 on any given Sunday. One Sunday she actually had the nerve to testify on why she was late THAT particular day. Me and my mom started laughing so hard tears ran down my cheeks. I wanted to ask so bad:
'If this was why you were late TODAY, Why are you late the other 51 Sundays in the year? Church starts @ 10:45 (10:00 in the summer) and you never get here before 11:30 I wanted to say so bad"
Also you know you attend a ghetto Christian church when the ushers have conversations with the folks in the pews holding up the collection. My mother is in charge of the floor and every Sunday I look at her face to see what level of mad she is at and try to get her to calm her facial expressions because one of the ushers is 5 pews behind everybody else because they were talking.
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