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Originally posted by Honeykiss1974
Geesh, I need to put my boots on before walking in this thread. As just for the record, the "gifts of the spirits" ARE of God and in the bible. 
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Yeah, so is the line about burning in hell for eating shellfish and selling your daughter into slavery. I'll play the leviticus card to illustrate hyprocracy. Bring it, if you dare...
Sorry, but I, like most americans believe it to be quackery. Youre not that special that you have your own language with god. None of us are. But if thats what keeps you forking over the cash.... BTW, is that the kind of church thats in a strip mall? Does it involve handeling snakes? Cause to me, thats what all that hooting and hollering nonsense is about. Wasnt it only about 40 years ago when Pentacostals figured out that it wasnt a sin for blacks and whites to date and marry? Thats when their credability went out the window for me. Not that it ever really existed in my mind.
BTW, Could someone let me know what school of theology the esteemed be-mulleted Reverend Osteen received his Doctorate of Divinty from? I'll settle for a masters of psychology? A bachelors in business administration? An associates in HVAC? I'll even accept a submission at any level from a nonsense bible college. I just want us all to be clear on his educational background. Ya know, the stuff that qualifies him to lead a church of 20,000. The years of intensive research and study into religion and philosophy. The counseling classes he had to take. Study of other religions and such. All the things that make a credible theologian.... Seriously, I'll send $100 to anyone who can post Joel Osteens academic credentials here on GC. Just post a link. Its really easy money... At least it should be....
*crickets chirping*
As I have said here before, if Jesus loved him so much and he was filled with the word of god, he would have been told by the holy spirit that he looked like a phucking idiot cause he wears a mullet.
For the jesus freaks on GC, go ahead and pray for me and cash. If I can speak for my boy cash here, dont send the nonsense prayers of peace and love that do us no good. Send the worthwhile shit like we win the lottery and hook up with supermodels. Thats some shit we can use.
<Lifesaver reservs the right, as an agnostic to be as contrary as he wants.>
*edited cause I keep coming up with funny ass shit to say...