To My Hormones: Looka here. Imma need ya'll to stop fighting with me and the rest of my body and re-establish some harmony. Because of your inability to regulate yourselves, I am infertile. I am also having a hard time seeing any further weight loss. My skin is shinier than tinsel on a Christmas tree and the resulting breakouts are making me look less than my normally cute self. Finally, because of your rebellion, JCPenney Salon gets a lot of my hard-earned money to pay for waxing services. I am tired of you all and now that I'm 30 it needs to stop!!
I have enlisted the services of an endocrinologist. I will be seeing him in a few weeks and I will follow any recommendations he and my primary doctor will make. So this means that what ever little game that you have been playing with my body will be squashed. So I suggest that you fall in and get right!!