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Originally posted by jwright25
I must have missed where there was something wrong with them.... Augmentation perhaps?
So I worry that your posts won't be nearly as entertaining to read once you are MARRIED. Or even in a live-in relationship. Keep it exciting for us!
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She asked me one day if I liked Jessica Simpson's titties the most or Carmen Electra's. It was a tough choice but in the end I picked Jessica's. Next thing I know she's paying $11,000 and telling me she's getting surgery in a few weeks. But they're not the normal boob implants. Like they're some kind of fake tits that were injected. Personally, they're the nicest set of boobs I've ever seen in my life because they feel almost exactly like real ones but better. I forgot what type of thing she got but it's not the usual breast implant that women get for $5,000. She spent some cheese on those puppies and they're well worth it.
As far as the live-in relationship goes....everyone keeps telling me I'm done. Why?