Dear group project member:
Yes, I am sitting here on message boards while you are trying to do some work. You need to be happy that I am even here at all considering that I've done 4 pages of our 7 page report and you still haven't written as much as one word. I am not doing anything else right now. You always sit and look busy, doing research while I'm working. Well, I peep game and now it's my turn to sit and do nothing while you stress and struggle. Don't you dare say a word to me.
