I did hear about this joke, I died laughing.
It goes something like this:
President Bush and Bin Laden were walking one day, talking about their difficulties. They came upon a genie lamp. They rub it and out pops a genie which gives them each one wish.
Bin Laden wishes for a wall to be built around his country- a large, strong wall where nobody could ever get in ( especially evil americans) and nobody could ever get out.
The genie says a few words and then it was done. A large wall was built around the country.
President Bush thinks for a long moment. He asks the genie:
"Is this wall big and strong and wont let anything in or out?"
"Yes" the genie replies.
The president thinks a moment longer before making his wish.
"Then fill it with water"...
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