LOL! I like to think I know everything about him but I suppose it's possible that there's a pocket protector in his past. Don't ask, don't tell, I guess
Speaking of outdated gadgets, how about this:
I got something similar to this my junior year in college; it was cutting edge technology at the time. My daughters spied it when I was cleaning out the garage when we moved last year and were fascinated by it. "You have to put paper in it?" "What if you make a mistake?" "correction tape?"
It was like they'd unearthed a fossil or something