[sageofages]

I believe the power of prayer can work miracles (think Mr SageofAges)

I believe adolescent males should be locked in a closet when they turn 14 and not let out until you can find a female who agrees to marry them and train them when they are over 20....OTHERWISE

I believe the mothers of adolescent males should have clubs attached to the ends of the arms to knock sense into said males frequently during the day

I believe ebay is a sick sick addiction and ebay anonymous should be formed

I believe being part of a group helps you be better than yourself (boy scouts, girl scouts, GLOs, youth groups, clubs, etc)

I believe medication costs too friggin' much!!! (Mr Sageofages' costs $200 a month!)

I believe employers should have greater loyalty to workers and vice versa

I believe this is all I can think of right now