Oh my. The Fat Girl's holding a white rose.
I'm probably a Goody-Goody (why wasn't there a token geek in the stereotype list?) or a Susie Sisterhood...I recently complained to my mom that I need to go shopping because KD owns the vast majority of my wardrobe now.
...and at a recent attempt at said shopping, I ended up with a skirt that's "OMG! this could double for dress whites!"
(though when provoked, sometimes I might be the super b.)
ETA: I know a prof who got kicked out from Texas Tech for being a Boozehound...granted, he obviously finished up his degree after figuring out that farm work wasn't working out, but still, he was a great Environmental lecturer because he worked his experience with making moonshine into the lecture on alternative fuels.
These are quite funny!