[honeychile]

I believe that I don't get paid enough to put up with the nutjobs I work with (who throw things at each other & scream obscenities).

I believe that cookies should, by virtue of the comfort they provide, be nonfattening.

I believe that the 72 virgins who the suicide bombers are going get in Paradise are going to be the homliest women ever known to mankind.

I believe that EVERYONE over the age of 18 should know how to balance a checkbook, cook, do laundry, and change a tire.

I believe that I need a major vacation...