[PM_Mama00]

I believe Tippiechick is wrong about 300 lb women wearing spandex.

I believe that number should be lowered to 200lbs.

Also coming from a plus size woman, I believe that larger women shouldn't have massive amounts of cleavage unless they are properly tanned. Because I believe that their veins and stretch marks are disgusting to display in public.

I believe Dawson was only super hot in Varsity Blues and that he was a total tool in Dawson's Creek.

I believe that I should be making the same amount of money as the manager at my workplace because she decided to take a week off work, leaving me to work everyday, 8 hours a day, 10 days in a row.

I believe that one day my parents will let me have the puppy of my dreams, or I'll be moving out as soon as I've saved the money.

I believe the lady on my bowling league should wear a bra under her tank top instead of just a halter top bikini. I also believe she should wear longer shorts to prevent the blindness in all of our fellow leaguers eyes after seeing her ass cheeks hanging out all night.

I believe that everyone in the bowling alley should thank the management for getting ass cheeks' white trash husband to button up his shirt.

I believe it's funny as hell that the bartender there calls them the "deliverance family".