Well, I have one story...but he wasn't really MY roomie, he was my boyfriend's...
Well anyway, this guy Will was justa creep. He would wank it to porn that he would download onto my guys computer and of course if you walked in at the wrong time you could get an eyeful of something you didn't want to see *ick* Also, whenever I would come over to see Dusty and right when we would be getting, um, romantic, guess who would pop in at EVERY freakin' moment in which he would think he could "see" something? Yeah. Will. Seriously, we would be making out and Will would walk into D's room and start telling us of some damn rash he had gotten the night before.
On some days I would go ahead and walk over to their dorm room to wait on D til he got out of class and Tim, his other roomie would try to wait w/me so I wouldn't have to be alone w/Will. Anyway, one time I went over and when I opened the door (it wasn't locked) here Will is shredding weed right in the front room. I mean, c'mon, at least lock thedamn door and make sure who you know is going to be walking in.
Oh, to make this all better he flunked out of school, however, on the last day he was there he got on D's computer and loaded a virus onto it and well, it's been 3 years and he's just NOW got it back to normal.