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We have a few, but they've been covered on other TKE Chant/Cheer threads.
Canebreak
Born on a Canebreak, Raised by a bear
Got a double set of jaw teeth, fine coat of hair
Cast iron balls and a blue steel rod
I'm a mean motherf***er, I'm a TKE BY GOD!
(dont know the name for this one)
Take your girlfriend to the corner, where the lights are dim and low.
Put your left hand on her shoulder and your right hand down below.
When she starts to shake and quiver, wonderin' what is going on,
Tell her that's the secret handshake of Tau Kappa Epsilon
Coconut Grove (aka Up Jumped A Teke) (Army Cadence)
Up jumped a Teke from a coconut grove,
He was a mean mother fucker you could tell by his clothes.
He wore a 2 button beanie with a 3 button stitch,
He was a mean mother fucker and a son of a bitch.
He line 100 women up against a wall,
Made a $2 bet that he could fuck em all.
Well, he fucked 98 till his dick turned blue,
Then he backed off and jacked off and fucked the other two!
When he died he went straight to hell,
He fucked the devils wife and his daughter as well.
And on his tombstone written in greek,
Reads here lies a cunt-suckin, motherfucking TEKE!!!!
YITB,
Hooch #1353
TKE, Beta Psi
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