ON A HALFWAY SERIOUS NOTE, From a army deployment guide:
RECOMMENDED/ADDITIONAL PACKING ITEMS: (3)
♦ Portable Urinary Device (PUD) (optional unit/indiv purchase) (5)
(5) The PUD is for use by female personnel to reduce time needed
to urinate and resolve privacy issues when latrines are not
available (convoys, field operations) (see back panel for NSN)