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Trouble in the morning?
If you're anything like me, you have significant troubles with many commonly-faced tasks first thing in the morning. Thankfully, though, for all the newcomers I've come up with a guide to getting dressed in the morning.
First, you're going to want to actually wake up, and roll out of bed. I sleep in the nude, so I'm all prepped and ready to go (showers are easily elminated by spraying a lot of pitchouli oil). Next, look for the pile of clothing your mother laid out for you the night before. It will look like the other piles around your room, except these clothes will be clean and folded and will probably not stink.
In this pile, look for the short-like things - these are underwear. Mine have ALF on them, or sometimes Scooby Doo. Put these on first. Next, proceed to the longer-looking leg things, these would be pants, and under them in the pile would be a shirt of some sort. After all of these are on, you're nearly on your way.
The final important stage is to put on sox BEFORE you attempt to place your shoes on your feet. Sox appear in the general shape of the foot, but not smelly. After going sox, then shoes, marinade yourself in that previously-mentioned pitchouli oil, and head on out!
Just to recap - underwear before pants, and pants and sox before shoes!
Hope this helps!
-Rob
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