[RedRoseSAI]

Dear iPod,

I miss you. It's only been a few days since I cruelly forgot about you. As you watched while I collected my carryon luggage, you no doubt wondered when I would pull you from the airplane seat pocket in front of me. I am so sorry that, in my sleepy state, I neglected to take you. The person who has you now can not possibly be a good person, as they did not contact American Airlines Lost & Found to facilitate our reunion. I am so sorry if they fill you with crappy music. More likely, you are sitting in a pawn shop somewhere in the Las Vegas area. If that's the case, I hope your next owner appreciates you and your cute pink case as much as I did. Your replacement might be bigger and sport a color screen, but it will never be the same. Farewell, my little electronic friend. Good luck out there.


<<bows head for moment of silence>>