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Here's a good one. My friends and I were driving to another city, about an hour and a half away. We had to drive through this little hick town, and I really just wanted to get there. So I was going about 60 in a 45. A cop pulled me over, and before he could even say anything, I said:
"Did you pull me over because I was speeding? I'm so glad you did! My spedometer has been making a funny noise and I didn't know if it worked!"
And he totally bought it! He just wanted to run my license. However, we had about $150 worth of booze in the trunk, and none of us were 21. We all had our windows down, and my stupid ass friend goes "Don't look in the trunk!" while he was beside her window.
Luckily for us, he didn't hear her, and I just got the "make sure you get it fixed" line.
We never let her go on a road trip with us again, especially with alcohol. EVER.
And my spedometer does make a funny noise. So I didn't feel too bad.
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