1. People who call
early in the morning
every morning and say you sound like h*** everytime they call, or ask what are you doing?
What the h*** do you think I'm doing at this time of the morning, picking my nose?
2. People who stand next to me in public places smoking and the more I move away, the closer they come.

BACK OFF!, I'm trying not to have an athsma attack!
3. People who
try to talk about me in front of my face in another language, not knowing that I'm tri-lingual.