[Stef the Pef]

Star Wars Episode I: I like these movies, but Jar Jar and the little kid make it unbearable. They should've honestly done three hours of Darth Maul, and kept him for later movies instead of stupid freakin' Jar Jar.</nerd rant>
Constantine: not even pretty Keanu could save it.
Pride and Prejudice: not necessarily bad, just highly, highly overrated and I got really sick of chicks in my dorm last year who could quote the freakin' uber-long A&E version word-for-word
Van Helsing: like SW Ep. I, it's only good for MST3K parties with other nerds who think it's a lame movie and there's endless fun to be had makin' fun of it.
The Village: I couldn't get past the fact that it's a bloody porcupine in a cloak. What the heck?!
Maid in Manhattan: the only entertaining part of the entire movie was the statue's falling-off pecker. The rest was a completely uninspired chick flick, shown against my better judgement on a choir trip bus. Ick.
The Cable Guy: usually, I love Jim Carrey. This movie makes me want to kick him in the happy place, and that's not cool. He's so annoying!

Plus any of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies. I can't stand 'em.

ETA: Just remembered: Land Before Time and Free Willy #1 to infinity...same dull stuff, ninety-seven kazillion times. End the madness!
Plus I could only stomach Titanic once. It wasn't that bad, but it was bad enough for me to only see it once and that's that. Never again.