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Favorite Quotes:
"OUR SEPARATIST POSITION
Absolutely no drinking, smoking, or dancing is allowed. No student is allowed to attend Hollywood movies, play cards, or participate in other questionable amusements.
We do not fellowship with liberals, but instead take a strict separatist stand from the world and apostasy."
-So how do you get to the souls that need saving??
"Wendell Evans, B.A., M.A., Ph.D., D.D., L.H.D."
-From now on, I'm BirthaBlue4, B.S., S.P.C. II
"We are not impressed with what is being done at Devil State University and Satan U."
-Did they not hear you should keep your friends close and your enemies closer?
"This college does not tolerate immodest attire on the part of its women nor extremist hairstyles on the part of its men."
-So I can't wear daisy dukes, but I can have lime green finger waves? And He can wear speedos, but has to have a bowl cut?
FAVORITE CLASSES: I think we all need these!!!!
Woman the Completer
Christian Ladies’ Attitude and Appearance
How to Rear Infants
How to Rear Teenagers
Cooking for Guests
How to Schedule Your Time
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