I was dying reading this last night and was sharing some of it with my husband, especially the degree in marriage and motherhood. He looked at me blandly and said, "Some of this stuff isn't so bad. You should know how to turn a live turkey into dinner."
I told him where he could put that live turkey.
I'm sure that remark reserved me a spot in hell, but that's OK. If they think that Roman Catholics are a cult, then they must think that we Eastern Orthodox are satanists. I was obviously doomed from the get-go!
