I still can't open that dang PDF... I even tried IE... but I'm ROFL at the rest of the website.
aephi alum's application to Hyles-Anderson College:
Name of Pastor: Rabbi Jake Schram (ref:
Keeping the Faith)
How long have you been saved?: I've been saving for retirement since I started working 7 years ago...
What practical Christian experience do you have?: Enough to know I'd rather be Jewish.
Do you drink alcoholic beverages?: Hoooo yeah.
When did you last drink?: Last night. What a night...
Have you ever sought or received psychiatric counsel?: No, but my husband is trying to have me committed for thinking of applying here.
Somehow I don't think I'm getting in.
