WOW! Who wants to go to the CHRISTIAN WOMANHOOD SPECTACULAR with me? We can try and win some souls!
"We do not fellowship with liberals..."
Nevermind, I'm not invited.
I also like that they have a NINE MILLION DOLLAR campus. Who else went to a devil school like mikne that had nine million dollar buildings?
Divorced students can only date other divorced students? To minimize the spread of sin?
Christian Ladies' Attitude and Appearance is an interesting looking class...as is Decorating for Special Events! That lady would come in handy during recruitment for sure.