This is an embarrasement, but in 97 I became Britney Spears. Imagine a 6'1" guy in Britney Spears getup. 98 I was a Scud Missile, don't ask, it was pretty bad looking. 99 I became Darth Nerdio, a mixture of Waldo and Darth Maul. After that, I've been out of the costume business, though this year I'm thinking about becomming one of those guys from the Jerry House from PCU. Maybe the one with the tie-dye pajama.
