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Saffy (in Morocco): Mum, that man just pinched me!
Patsy: Don't worry, he's very old and obviously blind.
Eddy: I did tell you the facts of life, didn't I, sweetie?
Saffy: If you mean that time you sat on my bed and shook me awake at 2 in the morning, stoned out of your brain, and slurred into my ear, "By the way, sweetie, people have it off," then yes, you told me the facts of life.
Eddiy: Sweetie, we dragged these people screaming into the 20th century. We gave them all the mod-cons, darling. We gave them the non-squat toilet ... toilet tissue, darling. I mean, how do you think they used to wipe their bottoms before we came along?
Patsy: Old bits of hoof.
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