[mulattogyrl]

To the bug on my window:

I really wish you would move. You've been there since 8:00 a.m. You are messing up my view. I've examined you and it looks like you have one wing, so you probably can't fly away. How did that happen anyway? I would just smash you and put you out of your misery, but you're on the outside of my window and I can't get to you. I hope one of your bug buddies flies by and scoops you up. Have a good day.