To all the internet spammers:
Let me clue you in. We know your products are fake. If anti-aging creams, pheromone-laced colognes, or a Rolex for $50 were indeed possible, we could find that isht in aisle 5 at Walmart. And another thing for your tv "cousins." When you say "buy product X for $19.99, and if you call in the next 30 minutes, we will give you 15 extra jars of this isht for free" just what do you think that tell us, the discerning consumer, about the "quality" of what you're selling?
now, go join the chairopracters who set up shop in the mall and give out the crooked pens, (like we ready to roll to yall for help?) and leave us alone.