For my username as aephi alum:
Ingredients:
1 part competetiveness
5 parts courage
5 parts empathy
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Top it off with a sprinkle of sadness and enjoy!
(Sadness?

)
For my username as AEPhiAlum:
Ingredients:
1 part competetiveness
5 parts ambition
5 parts ego
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Top it off with a sprinkle of lustfulness and enjoy!
(Ambition and lustfulness - that's more like it!

)