In south texas bugs are a part of life. I was walking out on my patio to make a phone call and I feel what I thought was a moth drop down on me, run(?) down my face, into my shirt. So I untuck my shirt and shake it loose, see it hit the ground and it was a huge COCKROACH!

I am not really whacked out by them, but I knew I'd have half of you all FREAKING out by just telling the story.