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Originally posted by ADqtPiMel
I won a goldfish at Greek Week Jamboree sophomore year, but I didn't want it and I couldn't find anyone to take it. So I tried to set it free in a pond (the one behind Dorsey Hall, for mu_agd's reference). I dumped him in and watched him swim around for a minute, after which a HUGE M'FING CARP came up out of the bottom and ate him.
I now feel guilty every time someone says the word 'goldfish.'
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I think I hear crickets chirping somewhere, playing a very sad violin-sounding song. I just said a little prayer for you and your poor tortured soul. That was so sad...
I'm already very involved on campus, thanks. I think I'll get one of the big g---fish, the ones with the bubble faces. (hope that didn't cause any guilt, I tried to block it out...)