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Originally posted by ADqtPiMel
I won a goldfish at Greek Week Jamboree sophomore year, but I didn't want it and I couldn't find anyone to take it. So I tried to set it free in a pond (the one behind Dorsey Hall, for mu_agd's reference). I dumped him in and watched him swim around for a minute, after which a HUGE M'FING CARP came up out of the bottom and ate him.
I now feel guilty every time someone says the word 'goldfish.'
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This is quite possibly the saddest story I have ever heard.