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Last year, and perhaps this is a bad thing, but I've got photos of us....My buddy & I were initially going to be the Dixie Chicks, but we couldn't find a third guy that was willing to go drag with us. WE WERE HOT! And I'm not joking. I mean, how many of you girls have actually stopped traffic before? My buddy and I did. We're both fairly athletic, but more of soccer player/runner bodies than being physically built big. We were both wearing tight ass-pants (his were leopard skin, mine were just black), I was wearing a tube top (which is what helped to throw them off), a strapless stuffed bra, I got my blond wig cut to appear as one of the girls from Dixie Chicks, had my cigs tucked by my belly into my pants as girls always do, zebra-striped sandals with a zebra-skin cowboy hat, passionate red toenails and fingernails, make-up courteous of my gf's awesome roomies, and pebbles for nipples.
Back to stopping traffic, we get out of his car, each carrying our purse (mine was zebra then too) and this car goes by, and starts to slow down, we start laughing, you know, and THEY STOP AND DO A U-TURN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD. It was so funny, we were like, damn, bet that's never happened to our gf's. Anyway, the guys get out of the car and are hitting on us, I try to do a girl laugh, but when they ask us what we're doing tonight, my buddy replies is his normal, but very manly voice, "Nothing much man, drinking, what are you guys doing?" And their jaws dropped to the floor, I mean these weren't local losers, they were college students and were 5 feet from us, face to face, thinking we were hot girls. (take a moment to be disgusted that I passed it off so well) They jumped in their cars, and were off. It was hilarious!
Events like that occured 3 more times in the span of 45 minutes. He was driving down the road, and this car with a guy in it is waving to us, smiling, directing us to pull over. Who directs someone to pull over in a fairly big city while driving on campus? Nobody. Then, people at my pre-party, which were nothing but my friends (and this is excluded from the other 3, there were two instances in the parking lot of the pre-party with more college students) and I heard people talking behind my back whispering, who in the hell are those two girls with, and who the hell are they, and I'm taking these two home tonight. Each time, I'd turn around, giggle, ask for a hug, open my arms as if to hug, exposing my underarm hair and they'd be like "what the F-C-?" It was funny, but especially since my gf didn't see me til the party, and she couldn't find me because she couldn't tell I was me, and I wanted to see how long it took. It took 10 before she asked someone and they directed her. But even through rush (yes, both our picks are in the year for EX photo book) people were looking at them being like, "who are these girls?....oh, my God, that's Cory and Gerding!" Funny Memories, I'll do very well to top that this year though, I know that for certain.
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