I agree about Great Lash - it's like black water. The waterproof is semi-OK if you let it get dried up (i.e. keep it past the point you are supposed to keep mascara).
Dani, since one of my coworkers called me the hippie of the department

I'll give you my organic advice - I tried Lavender shampoo & conditioner from Avalon (I got it at Whole Foods) and my hair looked better after using it than it has in a long time.