I have this Christian Dior Ultimeyes mascara that is absolutely TERRIBLE. Not only is it clumpy but it comes off really easily like after about an hour of wearing it. YUCK.
I have bought a lot of expensive lip balms from places like MAC., Prescriptives, and none of them have ever worked all that great. Carmex is awesome for chapped lips and it's super cheap.
As a side note, I am absolutely ADDICTED to Juicy Tubes. I know that they're really sticky but I just absolutely love the way they look on and I've been wearing them for so long that I have just gotten used to the stickiness I guess.